10 million
words in the UK tax code, we've read so you don't have to!
Milton Keynes Chartered Accountants for Self Assessment.
Self Assessment sorted. Done right, done early.
Simple return or painfully complicated one, we handle the lot — the numbers, the forms, the deadlines and the reliefs you didn’t know you could claim.
4.9 Google ratingFixed feesTax optimisedACCA regulated
Your return
Complete, checked, filed
Every income source, every relief — covered
Income
All sources
Captured
Reliefs & allowances
Claimed
All used
Return
Filed early
No January panic
Next step
Tax check
Booked
Side income?
we'll tell you if HMRC expects a return before they tell you.
HMRC letter?
handled by us, not dreaded by you.
More than the return
income tax, CGT, IHT, the full picture.
Every return gets checked. Not every return gets an enquiry.
HMRC cross-references your figures against banks, land registry and employers automatically. When something doesn't match, they can go back years — make sure you keep the evidence.
You can probably claim more than you think.
Expenses, allowances and reliefs apply even to part-time and side income. Missed claims are money gone.
It's not just for the self-employed.
Landlords, investors, higher earners and company directors often have to file, and plenty don't find out until the penalty arrives.
The right reliefs change the tax bill.
Pension contributions, gift aid, expenses, losses. Small claims, real money, routinely missed.
Who we help
Self Assessment Individuals —that we help.
Need to file a return, or not sure if you do? You're in the right place.
Busy professionals, landlords, investors, side-hustlers, high earners. Whatever's behind your return, we've handled it before.
What nobody tells you
The Self Assessment realitiesnobody warns you about.
Most people assume a tax return is just a form. The reality is more complicated, and far more expensive when it goes wrong. Here's what filing actually involves.
Knowing what to declare is your job.
HMRC won't tell you what to include. They'll just penalise you if something's missed.
Overpaying is shockingly common.
Missed allowances, missed expenses, wrong tax codes. Most people never find out what they've given away.
Small mistakes bring big attention.
Wrong totals, omissions, forgotten income. Each one invites letters, queries and penalties.
Every income stream adds rules.
Investments, crypto, foreign earnings, rentals, dividends. Each one plays by its own book.
HMRC fines you even when you owe nothing.
Late filing triggers the penalty by itself. The tax bill is irrelevant.
The return is only part of the picture.
Income tax, NI, CGT, IHT, stamp duty, pensions. Real planning looks across all of it, not just the form.
Pull back the covers
Get a proper second opinion.
If you're wondering whether your current accountant is giving you the right advice, here's a low-risk way to find out.
Pull back the covers
2nd Opinion Package
£147
Refunded if you joinFixed feeFor existing business owners losing sleep wondering whether their accountant is giving them the right advice — and who want a proper deep dive into a specific issue.
Our promise
- A straight, honest verdict on the advice you're getting — no sugar-coating.
- We look for tax savings and profit opportunities you may be missing — and tell you straight if there aren't any.
- If it's complex, we'll be upfront about what deeper work would involve before you commit.
- Join us and the full £147 comes off your first fee.
- And if you don't feel the session was worth the fee, tell us and we'll refund it. No quibble.
We aim for the session to pay for itself many times over.
What you get
Everything a small business owner needs — under one roof.
Compliance handled, advice on tap, one firm that knows your whole position.
Essentials
Accounts, tax returns, bookkeeping, VAT and payroll, — the core work done properly, on time, every time.
Tax Protection & Planning
Proactive planning to minimise tax, tax enquiry fee protection available and dealing with HMRC so you don't have to.
Growth & Strategy
Regular numbers and practical advice on profit, pricing, margins, cashflow and the decisions that actually move the needle.
Perks & Bonuses
Extras to make life easier — such as free company formation, free mortgage references, independent legal advice lines & even free movie tickets (Conditions in FAQs)
Personal & Family Wealth
Inheritance tax and estate planning, plus a referral to a regulated IFA for anything investment-related.
Client Care
A dedicated accountant you can actually reach — clear replies, no minimum contract, deadline reminders, and someone who knows your business.
easyCHANGE service
Switching accountant iseasierthan you think.
Worried about the hassle? Don't be. You don't have to lift a finger or have an awkward conversation with your old accountant.
- 3simple steps
- 1short form from you
- £0switch fee
- You say yes One short form and a quick chat to get going.
- We handle the handover We handle the professional clearance process and request the information we need from your existing accountant.
- We get you set up Software, deadlines and your first numbers, usually within weeks.
Reassurance
No gap in your filings. No lost records. No awkward conversations — we do that bit.
Free review of your previous accountants’ work
We’ll dig into last year’s accounts and tax. If we spot major issues, overclaimed or underclaimed items or potential savings, we’ll explain them clearly — and help put things right.
Why you can trust us
Properly regulated.Properly guaranteed.
Here's exactly why it's important and in writing.
ACCA Certified
Independently regulated since 1995.
In the UK anyone can call themselves an "accountant". We're Certified Accountants — independently regulated, professionally insured, and held to the highest ethical standards.
Milton Keynes Certified Accountants Indemnity Cover £10M
If they're not regulated, you get…
- No guaranteed training
- No guaranteed regulation
- No guaranteed insurance
- No built-in consequences
We're different. We're Certified Accountants.
Why does that matter to you?
When it comes to your tax, your business, and your financial future, the person you choose is the difference between peace of mind and potential disaster.
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Recognised by mortgage lenders
Many lenders require references from qualified accountants. Our credentials tick that box without question.
02
HMRC dealings are easier
When your accountant is properly qualified, regulated and supervised, HMRC takes the file seriously from the start — exactly what ACCA membership guarantees.
03
Independent quality checks
We're subject to ACCA practice reviews and ongoing regulatory oversight — not just our own word for it.
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Right of complaint
If you ever have an issue (rare, but possible), you have access to an independent complaints process through the ACCA.
05
Independent AML regulation
The ACCA, not HMRC, oversees our anti-money-laundering compliance — supervised by an independent professional body.
Verify our membership in the official ACCA Directory of Certified Accountants
Why gamble your business on someone who isn't regulated?
The Tax & Beans Guarantee
What we'll put in writing.
We don't make vague promises about "great service". We put ours in writing— every clause, in plain English.
30 days free We fix it, full stop Full refund Clean break Parting gift
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30 days free
For recurring work, your first month costs nothing. No invoice. No obligation. No awkward conversations if it's not for you.
Just a proper feel for what it's like to have a real accounting team behind you.
02
We fix it. Full stop.
If something isn't right, tell us. We'll correct it. Quickly, professionally, and without complaint— until you're satisfied.
03
Full refund if we fall short
If we've had the chance to put something right and you still don't believe we've delivered, we'll refund the fees for that work.
No argument. No delay. No small-print wriggle.
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Clean break
If you ever decide to move on, we'll release your records promptly and cooperate fully with your new accountant.
No missing files. No passive obstruction. No drama.
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A parting gift
We'll also send you two cinema tickets on the way out.
Because how a firm behaves at the end tells you everything about its character.
The only condition
Let us know within 30 days of the work being completed if something's wrong. That's it. No hoops. No buried clauses.
Reviews you can trust
Real clients. Real results.
Featured review
Switched over on a recommendation. Best move in years. Sharp, proactive and relentless about saving tax.
More reviews
As a busy plumber, I needed accountants who truly understand tradespeople, and these guys deliver. They’ve sorted out years of messy books, helped me stay on top of my VAT, and how to lower my tax bills. Straight-talking, reliable, and worth every penny.
Switched over on a recommendation. Best move in years. Sharp, proactive and relentless about saving tax.
Have saved us over £12,000 in tax this year. We’ve worked with several accountants in Milton Keynes in the past, but none come close to the professionalism and efficiency of this firm. They stay ahead of deadlines, communicate clearly, and we finally have peace of mind.
Since partnering with these accountants, we’ve seen a dramatic improvement in our cash flow and overall financial health, with profits up 22%. They offer personalized guidance and have a knack for spotting opportunities for savings. Highly recommend!
This accounting firm has been a game-changer for our business. They not only handle our taxes with precision but also offer invaluable financial advice that has helped us grow. Their proactive approach and quick responses make them a pleasure to work with.
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